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dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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always reblog

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vapewave:

nO THIS MEME HAS TI STOP

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michellexxlove:

squided:

lenkagamin-e:

squided:

It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some

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dont bring this back

I waited an entire year to make this post.  It’s coming back.

Lmfaooooo what mcpantalones

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justanother-teenagescrewup:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered





Now we wait


MAN DOWN MAN DOWN


Its all ogre now

justanother-teenagescrewup:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters

So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”

I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered

Now we wait

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

Its all ogre now

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softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

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824706:

georgiaokweeffe:

Seriously tuition back then cost a bag of cool ranch doritos and a stick of big red gum

STOP

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thefrogman:

Doodle Time by Sarah Anderson [tumblr | twitter | facebook]

thefrogman:

Doodle Time by Sarah Anderson [tumblr | twitter | facebook]

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thecisgenders:

am i a boy? am i a girl? who knows! am i here to take over your media and corrupt your youth? probably.

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miche3000 said: Willam I can't tell you how much I love the new song and music video! Went and bought the song immediately and have it on repeat, the chorus is so damn catchy. I'll have it in my head for weeks, just like I did with "Rupologize." It looks like you, Alaska and Courtney have a blast together. I don't really have a question, I just want to express my love for you. I also didn't want to ask a painfully dumb question and get read for filth. Lots of love xoxo

willambelli:

You have terrible taste in music and your iTunes has feline AIDS.

WILLAM

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